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Cheney's Got a Gun

I just gotta get in on this one before it drops completely off the radar....

We've got religious wars, people getting blown up over cartoons now (A headline I saw yesterday on a major news source said "Cartoon Violence Kills Three"... making me think of a really vicious episode of Tom & Jerry, or that Coyote finally just losing it and going on a killing spree across six counties of Arizona). And then just when I thought the world couldn't get any more surreal, the Vice President of the United States just capped somebody.

I read that it was late afternoon and the light was dim. Perhaps in a fit of worry over the Plame investigation, Cheney mistook his luckless hunting buddy for Scooter Libby and decided to take matters into his own hands?

And then I heard that Scott McClellan, the White House Press Secretary, has taken to wearing bright orange clothing just in case Cheney drops by to visit his boss?

Some days I love the news.

Posted by case at February 15, 2006 10:24 PM